We don't want no IPA No, we don't want no IPA Only three or four and I'm down on the floor No, we don't want no IPA It's been one of those days Where nothing is going right I gotta turn this thing around Before the end of the night Well bartender I need Something to cure my pain Well I'll take anything you got Besides and IPA We don't want no IPA No, we don't want no IPA Don't wanna be sober but don't want a hangover We don't want no IPA You look at me like I'm crazy But that stuff id bitter and gross I just wanna enjoy myself I don't wanna be comatose Well after a day of working hard I'll belly up at the bar You can keep your hoppy IPA's I'll be sipping on my PBR We don't want no IPA No, we don't want no IPA All I'm gonna say is you can take 'em all away No, we don't want no IPA Tecate Coors Stella or Modelo Montucky, Rainer, Yengling or Bud 'Cause I'm trying to keep it mellow Oh you can keep your bitter brew That costs you twice as much Well life's too short to drink bad beer And we all know that shit sucks Oh, we don't want no IPA No, we don't want no IPA When I drink a half dozen I'll be winking at my cousin Oh, we don't want no IPA We don't want no IPA No, we don't want no IPA Seven PBR's and I can still play guitar I can close down the bar I can still get it hard We don't want no IPA