i was alone and
i was so confused 
but then i found a thing 
that i could really use 
she was only 19.95 
so i blew her up and 
watched her come alive 
in the back of magazines 
they hide behind the coretines 
every color 
every shape and 
every size 
delivered just in time 
do you make a garuntee?
sex objects sex objects sex objects 
theyre for pretend 
it couldnt be any better than this 
the plastics smooth so i can kiss
everyday is just like the first 
i hope i love her 
she never frowns 
its an easy thing to do 
remember just the thought
you know you rarely share these things
loves funny with what it brings 
sometimes either way 
shes all mine 
sex objects sex objects sex objects 
theyre for pretend 
sex objects sex objects sex objects 
theyre for pretend 
oh yeah 
they tell me that its wrong 
i knew that all along and 
yes it may be strange but 
but that dont change the fact 
im in love with plastic sex 
its an easy thing to do remember 
just the thought you knew
you see you rarely share these things
loves funny with what it brings sometimes
either way shes all mine 
sex objects sex objects sex objects 
theyre for pretend 
sex objects sex objects sex objects 
theyre for pretend 
treats me so nice 
sex objects 
all day all night 
sex objects 
synthetic skin i fit right in