Old maid old maid stop acting like a baby child 
Old maid old maid stop acting like a baby child 
You waited til you got 63 
Before you started runnin wild 

Oh, I'm lookin for a gal She's got to be young and neat 
Yeah, I'm lookin for a gal She's got to be young and neat 
What good is a stove if it don't put out no heat 

Well you had your chance for love and romance
But you let it pass you by 
'Cause when you were 10 you used to run from men 
Kept on sittin on it all the time 

When you was 15 you was a natural queen 
Kept on sittin on it all the time 

When you were 22 you didn't know what to do 
When you was 25 you thought about that jive 
Kept on sittin on it all the time 
Kept on sittin on it all the time 

When you was 31 you was hot as the sun,
You kept on sittin on it all the time 

When you were 35 you were glad to be alive 
When you were 38 it still wasn't too late 
Kept on sittin on it all the time 
Kept on sittin on it all the time 

When you were 44 men were still knockin on your door 
Kept on sittin on it all the time 

When you were 49 you changed your mind 
When you were 52 you still knew what to do 
Kept on sittin on it all the time 
Kept on sittin on it all the time 

Now you're 63 you're too old for me, 
So keep on sittin on it all the time