You know when I was just a little boy
I was so happy that Santa made all those toys
Just himself and those little elves
All by themselves
And all those toys wound up on Macy’s shelves
And now that all this time has passed
I just wonder how did Santa’s sleigh get around so fast
Well, Santa’s got a hot rod (Santa’s got a hot rod)
Santa’s got a hot rod (Santa’s got a hot rod)
It’s the only way he can rock and roll that old Christmas sleigh
Now, no offense to Rudolph
Donner, Blitzen and you know all the rest of those reindeer cats
But you know there ain’t no way
That reindeer can pass no driver’s test
I do believe that Santa’s sleigh got a big-block Chevrolet
If he’s gonna make it around the world on Christmas Day
Santa’s got a hot rod (Santa’s got a hot rod)
Santa’s got a hot rod (Santa’s got a hot rod)
It’s the only way he can rock and roll that old Christmas sleigh
He’s got to stop in Tokyo, and don’t forget Australia too
He’s got a drop off in Hawaii
Gonna sail the ocean blue
Gonna stop in California for a cocktail and some gas
By the time he gets to England
He’s got no more time to lapse
Santa’s got a hot rod (Santa’s got a hot rod)
Santa’s got a hot rod (Santa’s got a hot rod)
It’s the only way he can rock and roll that old Christmas sleigh
OK, now listen
Now, no offense to Rudolph
Donner, Blitzen and you know all the rest of those reindeer cats
But you know there ain’t no way
That reindeer can pass no driver’s test
I do believe that Santa’s sleigh got a big-block Chevrolet
If he’s gonna make it around the world on Christmas Day
Santa’s got a hot rod (Santa’s got a hot rod)
Santa’s got a hot rod (Santa’s got a hot rod)
Well, that’s what I’m trying to say to all of you
Santa drives a hot rod
That old rusty sleigh just won’t do
