Santa's yonder in the tumbleweeds
On a team of armadillos
Wearin' cowboy boots & a bolo tie
His shirt is stuffed with pillows
CACTUS CHRISTMAS Yippee Kayo Kaya
CACTUS CHRISTMAS There's sand in Santa's sleigh
Out where the jackrabbits roam there's no place like home for
CACTUS CHRISTMAS
Look at the happy little rattlesnakes
In holiday apparel
Wiggling through the sagebrush
To sing an old fashioned carol
CACTUS CHRISTMAS Yippee Kayo Kaya
CACTUS CHRISTMAS There's sand in Santa's sleigh
There's gonna be presents everywhere Underneath the prickly pear
CACTUS CHRISTMAS
And the stars these nights look like Christmas lights
Strung across the Western sky
Pleasin' to a cowboy's eye
It's a mirage yes I know But the sand looks like snow
A buzzard and a lizard
Hung their stockings with glee
A tarantula asked a gila monster
"Where could Santa be"? it's
CACTUS CHRISTMAS Yippee Kayo Kaya
CACTUS CHRISTMAS There's sand in Santa's sleigh
Out where the jackrabbits roam there's no place like home for
CACTUS CHRISTMAS
