Well, I've drank a lot of whiskey
Ate way too many pills
Went around tight corners
And had my share of spills
But I've survived

I've made best friends with Jesus
Hung out with Buddha too
I kicked the devil's ass
And then I wiped him off my shoe

And I don't lie
He can't look me in the eye
How about you?

Well, I've had my share of fist fights
And good loving too
Although I'm getting older girls
I swear that I'm not through

'Cause I'm alive
Come and get me I'll survive
How about you and your voodoo too?
What can you do, the hoochie-coo?
What can you do?