I think I pulled it off, I think I killed my brain Ejected out in my sleep, I didn't suffer pain Through years of slow decline and lack of proper care I'm happy to report my mind's no longer there Can't pretend that I'll miss it that much But it was handy for the crosswords and such All in all I'm a happy lobotomy I used to contemplate until it hurt my head I fix a milky drink and put myself to bed Now I can lie and stare at things for hours on end Not caring who or what or why or where or when Can't pretend that I'll miss it that much But it was handy for the crosswords and such All in all I'm a happy lobotomy It's fair to say I've opted out Forsaken all I cared about But when a push becomes a shove I'll sign again for all the above So if you see me sitting With my expression frozen Don't waste your precious pity This is the path I've chosen Through years of willful neglect My old grey matter is wrecked I can't tell quorn from Quebec There's nothing north of my neck Can't pretend that I'll miss it that much But it was handy for the crosswords and such All in all I'm a happy lobotomy