Well...
I really do hope that it's a boy
But I wouldn't mind one of the kind
It really would fill my heart with joy
Fighting in the buff, to get him really tough
We could be happy you and you and me
That's when one plus one can equal three
La la la...
Well...
I really do hope that it's a girl
But a little knob would really do the job
We'd have to get used to the smell
Of getting mucky hands, changing mucky pants
We could be happy you and you and me
That's when one plus one can equal three
Three of four! Maybe more!
That's when one plus one can equal
Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight, Nine? One more time!
That's when one plus one can equal three!
Yeah, yeah
