I've only got one real fan
 She is not woman, she is not man
 She's got her own coat of arms and her tartan and her own clan
 Her clan surpasses beauty
 always love and never duty
 A beauty that feels so alien to this land 

 These feelings should be censored they should be banned
 But when you put a porn-star in these hands
 I'm the 6 month old with the keys to his own pram
 You got this straight to play the fool
 Miss out nursery, miss out school
 And gave the bullet train option to this old abandoned tram 

 How do you make so special look like dross
 How do you make expensive look budget cost
 If it's power to the workers then you are the boss
 You make bluebells look like moss
 Gave a second coat to gloss
 And made Lennon's little Ono look like dross
 If prostitution was not illegal
 you'd make cheap sex look so regal
 Make the hottest little joint in town look like frost 

 The famous they get stalkers, they get pests
 But I'd rather get a bullet right through my chest
 All that Lennon could imagine
 was not you, was just a fraction
 and all half-hearted get is second best