Close your legs, open your mind 
 Leave those compliments well behind 
 Dig a little deeper into yourself 
 And you may find 

 Come over here just sit right down 
 Needn't comb your hair, needn't pout or frown 
 I hear you've turned our young men 
 Into dribbling clowns 

 36D so what (D) so what 
 Is that all that you've got? 
 36D so what (D) so what 
 Is that all that you've got? 

 Make their day and go ahead 
 Remove your clothes lie on their bed 
 Just a last gasp chance or an outside bet 
 To the easily led 

 And before you do just what you do 
 Here' one thought for you to chew 
 The men who run the business that you sell 
 They screw you too 

 36D so what (D) so what 
 Is that all that you've got? 
 36D so what (D) so what 
 Is that all that you've got? 

 You're just another 365 night stand 
 But you're so handy, you're so handy 
 You cheapen and you nasty every woman in this land 
 But you're so handy, you're so handy 

 Your picture's hanging pretty on the squaddies' walls 
 You're Steven's, Andy's, you're Ian's, you're Paul's 
 Your body's thought of fondly in the rugby mauls 
 But you want more 

 36D so what (D) so what 
 Is that all that you've got? 

 36D so what (D) so what 
 Is that all that you've got? 

 36D so what (D) so what 
 Is that all that you've got? 

 36D so what (D) so what 
 Is that all that you've got? 
 He was trying to save his job 
 He was, he was trying to save his job.