I kept the stone 
That fell from your chest 
When you told your boyfriend 
What I thought was for the best 
I'll keep it in the drawer 
With all your other stuff 
The clothes you wore, 
The hair you cut 
When you were sick and tired 
And tired 
And tired 

Everybody wants a caretaker 
I got mine, he's a swine 
But he's mine 

Somebody's got my gear, 
I'm not afraid to say 
My only problem is 
How much I stow away 
I had him figured out 
A million years ago 
But I won't tell you cause 
He's mine you know 
You know 
You know 
You know 
You know 
You know 

Everybody wants a caretaker 
I got mine, he's a swine 
But he's mine 
Everybody wants a caretaker 
I got mine, he's a swine 
But he's mine 
I got mine, he's a swine 
But he's mine