Try to get this into your head: Guitars are dead You are sad in all the wrong ways Please go away Fuck your slow songs And while you're at it Fuck the fast ones too Stupid old timers You're not doing anything new Your criticism has been noticed And we plead guilty to a major part But nothing is easier or more fun Than annoying young punks So we slowed it down And added strings and a steel guitar We wrote song words About how misunderstood we are Fuck your slow songs And while you're at it Fuck the fast ones too Stupid old timers You're not doing anything new