There once was a kid who moved to the block From down around the bend He was a lonely new kid And the new kid needed a friend One day, a boy on a bike rode by The new kid waved and shouted, "Hi!" Hi! I'm the new kid Would you be my friend?" But...the boy on the bike said, "No indeed! I've got all the friends I need! However... I know a girl in gold Who's very friendly, I'm told!" So, off they set on a little hike The new kid and the boy on the bike To find a friend for the new kid 'Cause the new kid needed a friend! When they came to the girl in gold The new kid tried to be very bold "Hi! I'm the new kid Would you be my friend?" But...the girl in gold said, "Eww, eww! I hate boys, and that means you!" And the boy on the bike said, "No indeed! I've got all the friends I need!" "However... I know a tiny tyke You would be someone she'd like." So, the girl in gold and the boy on the bike And the new kid all set off on a hike To find a friend for the new kid 'Cause the new kid needed a friend! They found the tyke sitting in her crib Dribbling Gerbers down her bib "Hi! I'm the new kid Would you be my friend?" But...the tiny tyke said, "Wah, wah! Wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah!" And the girl in gold said, "Eww, eww! I hate boys, and that means you!" And the boy on the bike said, "No indeed! I've got all the friends I need!" "Wah, wah, wah... I know a dopey dog He'd make friends with a log!" So the tiny tyke and the girl in gold And the boy on the bike and the new kid All set off on a hike To find a friend for the new kid 'Cause the new kid needed a friend! They found the dog that's not too hard He was burying bones in a neighbor's yard "Hi, I'm the new kid Would you be my friend?" But...the dopey dog said, "Ruff, ruff! Raaurgh-arf! Ruff, ruff, ruff!" And the tiny tyke said, "Wah, wah! Wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah!" And the girl in gold said, "Eww, eww! I hate boys, and that means you!" And the boy on the bike said, "No indeed! I've got all the friends I need!" And so the new kid hung his head And very sadly said "If I can't make friends with a friendly pup I might as well give up." Weeks went by and his birthday came And he still didn't have a friend to his name... When school was over, home he trudged As he started to cry, and his face got smudged He opened the door... And he rubbed his eyes... And he heard a roar... "SURPRISE!" Happy birthday new kid From all your very new friends! From the dopey dog and the tiny tyke And the girl in gold and the boy on the bike Now, every one of them was his friend Things take time... The end!