I think I've got a crush on Celine Dion 
The way she beats her chest when she sings a love song 
There's something about her makes me want to feed her 
And I'd love to be Mister Celine Dion 

She'll sing a song in English, and she'll sing en francais 
Both the songs will suck, but I love her anyway 
She's full of emotion, I'm full of devotion 
For Celine and I'll be hers someday 

Oh Celine Dion, you soft-rock my world 
Won't you please be mine Celine 
I would do anything, if you'd be my girl 
Oh, be my girl Celine 
I sent you cards and letters, but you don't respond 
You play hard to get, but my heart goes on and on (and on and on, etc...) 
I just wanna say, je aimerez 
And I can see your house from my van 

Oh Celine Dion, you soft-rock my world 
Won't you please be mine Celine 
I would do anything, if you'd be my girl 
Oh, be my girl Celine 

Celine Celine 
Her skin's so soft and clean 
Just like porcelain 
I wish she'd slather me 
With a tub of Vaseline 
(That was a little creepy) I'm sorry, Celine 
Celine Celine 

Celine Dion