Sometimes I wonder what is wrong with the world today So many people living fucked up lives in many different ways Instead of opening a beer, I open my eyes for a chance This one goes out to all the fat kids Put down the hamburger, it's not worth it and one day you will regret it And it's not gonna make it any better in the end Put down the hamburger, you don't need it, you don't wanna be the fat kid All it takes is some discipline, my little, chubby friends I watched the news today, it almost made me cry Disasters, death, destruction, children suffer, people die Wish I could help them all, impossible, but here's a Euro Don't spend it all in one place Put down the chili fries Put down the cheese soufflè Put down the pizza slice Put down the chocolate cake, just do it now, you'll thank me later!