Homework 
I wanna do homework
Instead of an office 
I wanna work home

Staying 
At home and crocheting
And meekly obeying
The guy who comes home

A cozy kitchen 
To be in there pitching
That′s the thing 
I am longing to do

To be there learning 
When a steak needs turning
And what goes 
Into a stew

Homework 
I wanna do homework
A genius who sits and plans 
With pots and pans at home
A genius who bakes a pie 
That keeps a guy at home

Homework 
I wanna do homework
Instead of an office 
I wanna work home

Messing 
Around with French dressing
And slightly impressing 
The guy who comes home

A table wiper 
Who can change a diaper 
Is the thing 
I'd like to be best

And be the master 
Of the mustard blaster
When the cold 
Goes down to his chest

Homework 
I wanna do homework
A genius who has a way 
That makes him stay at home
A genius who has what takes 
That makes or breaks a home.