Hey, hey
I want a chinese takeaway 
Hey, hey

Went to the fish shop 
Went to the chip shop 
Went to the burger shop 
Didn't have a long stop 

Hey, hey
I want a chinese takeaway
Hey, hey

Went to these places 
meet alot of faces 
No Television 
No Competition 

Hey, hey
I want a chinese takeaway 
Hey, hey

Now I'm in the right shop 
To stop my hunger 
Can't make my mind up 
I'll just pick a number