You can have a fall And winter of your own Staying warm inside Your victorian home But when the city's so hot The windows burst into flames When the Jesus freaks Collapse with the weight of their claims Marry young, diana I don't want to see you old and alone It's no fun, diana I don't want to see you Rot in the home for aging spinsters You should find someone As loyal as a dog Who will still love you When you look like a frog Somone to rock you chair And bring you pink lemonade Someone to peel your grape At 100' in the shade