I can’t remember when we met
Because she didn’t have a top on (Top on)
I improvised a little bit
She said my references were ‘spot on’ (Spot on)

“Can I take you for a drink?”
She said, “Oh god, I’ll have to think
Because we’re mates, it doesn’t feel right?!” (Feel right)
And I said, “It’s cool,” and, “I was messin,” but it’s true
Yeah, it’s you
You’re the one who makes me feel right

I’ve been in love with her for ages
And I can’t seem to get it right
I fell in love with her in stages, my whole life

I had a dream where we had kids
You would cook, I’d do the nappies (Nappies)
We went to Winter Wonderland
And it was shit but we were happy (Happy)

I’m sorry that I’m kinda queer
It’s not as weird as it appears
It's 'cause my body doesn’t stop me (Stop me)

Oh, it’s OK, lots of people think I’m gay
But we’re friends, so it’s cool, why would it not be? (Not be)

I’ve been in love with her for ages
And I can’t seem to get it right
I’ve been in love with her in stages, my whole life 

There’s been no way for me to say that I’ve felt a certain way in stages, oh
I think our story needs more pages cos
I’ve been in love with her for ages (Ages)
And ages
Been in love with her for ages (For ages)
And ages
I’ve been in love with her for ages
Ages and ages
I’ve been in love with her for ages
For ages, oh, ages, yeah
I’ve been in love with you for ages
For ages and ages, yeah
I’ve been in love with you for ages
For ages
I’ve been in love with you for ages