Mil Gallitos with tons to prove here wants to carry on the legacy of his late great brother Fat Gallitos who was killed in the ring by a luchador named El Puerko Azul
Oh and all of a sudden a turn of events
El Bango Wifo got Mil Gallitos locked in his signature hold
The reverse Doggy style Lily Hammer
Mil Gallitos refusing to tap in his tag team partner, the Invisible Masturbator, the Invisible Masturbator has one hand in the ring begging to be tapped in
Meanwhile, his other hand cannot be seen, but we can imagine where it's at, OT
I'll tell you what, if I'm Mil Gallitos right now, I would just accept the loss, I'd tap
I'd accept what's gonna happen to my wife
It's nothing that burning a few Gallitos couldn't fix
Yeah, yeah yeah but I still wouldn't want to touch that hand either Pimp Hand
Oh and out of the no where
The ring has been sworn by the wrestling world most hated luchador, Los Federales
Los Federales? I hate those guys!