I woke up in the morning so early I feel like jelly I jiggle my belly I go to stand as tall But I fell right through the floor But I feel so small 'Cause today is a no bones day Nothing ever gonna go my way Yeah, it's a no bones day I'm so sad I drugged my big meal I'm so sad I drugged my big meal I'm impressed, I'm impressed I've been crazy all my life, yeah I'm so sad I drugged my big meal I'm so sad I drugged my big meal I'm impressed, I'm impressed I've been crazy all my life I'm so sad I drugged my big meal I'm so sad I drugged my big meal I'm impressed, I'm impressed I've been crazy all my life I'm so sad I drugged my big meal I'm so sad I drugged my big meal I'm impressed, I'm impressed I've been crazy all my life