G                   F         C
I love ya baby, but all I can think about is...
G                      F              C
Kielbasa sausage, Your butt cheeks is warm.
G                        F         C
I check my dipstick, you need lubrication honey
G                            F         C                G    F C
My Kielbasa sausage has just got to perform, now get it on!    

G                      F         C                G
I see you walking, but all i can think about is...Dianetics
     F              C
Your butt cheeks is warm
G                        F         C
I check my dipstick, you need lubrication honey
G                            F         C
My Kielbasa sausage has just got to perform
    F             C               F         C
Now I've been set loose-ah, right in your caboose-ah,
     F            C                         G   F C
I'll sure take my juice, Now f**king get it on!   
N.C.
Get it on!

G         F                       C
Dianetics junior much better then Krishnov
G         F                    C
Dianetics junior much better indeed.
G           F                     C
And all you people there, your tremendous,

Except the people in the middle,
G                       F               C                  G
When you're toking up a big ass bowl of weed,with me, and KG
    G         C         G            F
All Right! Oh Yeah! All Right! Oh my god!
              G
Would all the ladies in the house say Yeah! (Yeah)
  C
C'mon, all you motherf**kers say a prayer! (prayer)
               G
Cause when you fight, you gotsta fight fair!
           C       G              C
You mother f**ker, huh? You motherf**ker,
              F
You know what time it is?


               G                       F
It's Tenacious D time you motherf**ker blow!
     G
F**k yeah!

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Dude, that was TNT...