I am complete Funch Yes, you are stuck, so out of luck Now I'm complete and my jock you will pluck This world will be mine and you're first in line You brought me the pick and now you shall both die Wait, wait, wait, you mother trucker We challenge you to a rock off Give us one chance to rock your socks off Damn, dradge, fudge, The Demon Code prevents me From declining a rock off challenge What are your terms? What's the catch? If we win, you must take Your sorry butt back to Hades And also you will have to pay our rent And what if I win? Then you can take Kage back to Hell What? Trust me Kage, it's the only way What you talking about? To be your little boy Fine, let the Rock Off begin I'm the Devil, I love metal Check this riff, it's hot and tasty I'm the Devil, I can do what I want Whatever I've got, I'm gonna flaunt There's never been a rock off that I've ever lost I can't wait to take Kage back to Hell I'm gonna fill him with my hot demon gel I'll make him squeal like my Scarlet Pimpernel No, c'mon Kage, bring the thunder There's just no way that we can win That was a masterpiece, listen to me He rocks too hard because he's not a mortal man Go, churn it, Kage He's gonna make you his best slave You're gonna gargle mayonnaise No, unless we bust a massive monster mama jam Dude, it's been a long, long trip De-activated lasers with my trick Now it's time to blow this mother down C'mon Kage, now it's time to blow doors down I hear you, Jables, now it's time to blow doors down Light up the stage 'cuz it's time for a showdown We'll bend you over then we'll take you to brown town Now we've got to blow this mother down He's gonna takee me if we do not blow doors down C'mon Kage 'cuz it's time to blow doors down We'll bomb drive you, it's time for the black out Hey anti-Christ-er, Beelzeboss We know your weakness, our rocket sauce We rock the casbah and blow your mind We will defeat you for all mankind You hold the scepter, we hold the key You are the Devil, we are the D We are the D, we are the D We are the D, we are the D We are the D, we are the D We are the D, we are the D We are the D, we are the D We are the D, we are the D We are the D, we are the D We are the D, we are the D, we are the D You guys are freaking lame Come on, Kage, you're coming with me Taste my lightning, truckers, no Oh, shucks, you broke my horn, oh no From whence you came, you shall remain Until you are complete again, no Curse you, Kage and curse you, Jables I'll get you Tenacious D © CROSSTOWN UPTOWN MUSIC;