There Is Mass Confusion In The Forest
I Heard It On The Radio 
And They're Bringing In Some Guy
And He Is Gonna Go On
About All The Things He Don't Know 
And There's Some Girl In The Background 
Screaming Something About Missing Trees
And I'm Wondering 
Where Did They Go? 
No Lines On The Highway No Passing They Say 
No Green To My Left And No Green To My Right 
And The Man Behind The Axe 
Always Gets A Full Meal 
Cause Green Never Puts Up Much Of A Fight 
So Here's Some Helpful Hints 
Some Breath Assured Pints 
Full Of Beautiful Grace So We Steal Their Space 
And Death Comes Quickly 
So We Pull Up To Our Double Car Garage Hideaways 
And We Start To Say 
Where Did All The Trees Go? 
They Moved Across The Street To Grow 
Where Did All The Trees Go? 
Does Anyone Know? 
Where Did All The Lights Come From 
They Say You're Big Before You're Small 
I'm Sure Glad I Don't Know It All 
If The Trees Could Be Lions 
Would They Still Fall And Be Tagged 
Would They Refuse To Surrender, Refuse To Be Gagged? 
If The Trees Had A Mother And A Father Like Mine 
Would They Stand Up Say Praise The Trees 
The Trees Will Be Fine 
Wake Me Up From This Dream And Tell Me 
Things Aren't As Bad As They Seem 
And Tell Me Is It So Not Cool To Say 
Who Will Save The Trees 
Will It Be Me