Dear Doja Hope you don't mind if I call you Doja But um, I first seen you on, um, one of my Instagram 'Cause she said you posted my video And I'm like, "Yo, who that?" She was like, "Doja Cat, bro, her music is fire" Went to your page and like, instantly fell in love I know that you're probably like hella busy But, I just wanted to let you know Baddie (Baddie) Girl, you know that you a baddie (baddie) I wanna meet your mom and daddy (daddy) Ask them can we get married (married) Tell me if I'm getting carried (carried) Them other bitches just tallies (tallies) Blocking bitches is a talent You should see me, I be like Got milk, bitch? Got beef? When I'm pullin' up, I gotta see 'Cause I'm booked up 'til next week Ain't shit sweet, but Hi-C (but Hi-C) Let me tell you a lil' something 'bout myself You see a nigga like me, I might step I don't need a gang, don't need help By my lonely, give a fuckboy hell While she suckin' me, I'm lookin' at her nails While she fuckin' me, I'm thinkin' like who else? Like who else know how these sheets smell? Like who else name out here ringing bells? You my baby and a half You my baby, you my calf You my lover, you my nigga, when I see you give me dap I been running in that pussy, see the gains in my calf (in my calf) "You know what you need to do for me?" What's up? "And I'll pay you" What's up "Need you to come up with a lil rap for my fiancé" Mhm "Ima give you my number" I got- Come up with something, where, you know, and I'll give it to her" Make a right turn on Plum Street "Just do, like, a little romantic, you know," Mhm "Or funny, either one" Mhm, funny and romantic "Yeah, funny and romantic. Come up with something for me And I'll take care of it" Alright, here's what I want you to do Ima give you my number Here's what I want you to do Text me her favorite things, colors, uhh, movies Make a right turn on Plum Street You know what Give me a summary of her and I'll write something I definitely will "Yeah lemme give you my number real quick [?] and everything As soon as I get a break on this, I'll do that" Alright, okay, let's do it