A bear walks into a bar
And says I'll have me a beer
A bear walks into a bar
And says I'll have me a beer

And a shot of whiskey
And a shot of whiskey
And a shot of whiskey
And a shot of whiskey
And a shot of whiskey

And a shot of whiskey
And a shot of whiskey and the bartender says

Why the big pause
Why the big pause
Why the big pause
Why the big pause
Why the big pause
Why the big pause