It's my life and I have made a decision it's Friday night and I'm heading right for oblivion It won't take me long to find my relief by closing time, I'll be fucked up beyond belief Barman, would you help me up again, when I fall a whole weeks wages pissed up the wall Would you like to help me with my disease I'll drink you under the table on your feet or your knees If you need a cure you're in trouble I sure need a cure give me a double I'm really not interested in your opinion you boring harrumph get out, goodbye, good riddance Barman, would you help me up again, when I fall a whole weeks wages pissed up the wall Would you like to help me with my disease I'll drink you under the table on your feet or your knees If you need a cure you're in trouble I sure need a cure I'm C-ing Dub-all Barman, would you help me up again, when I fall a whole weeks wages pissed up the wall Would you like to help me with my disease I'll drink you under the table on your feet or your knees Bar's open!!!!!! If you need a cure you're in trouble I sure need a cure give me a double If you need a cure you're in trouble I sure need a cure I'm C-ing Dub-all