They told me uncle Bud was a mighty good fella 
But by this time, boys you will all know better 
Uncle Bud, uncle Bud 
Uncle Bud, dog gone him uncle Bud 

Let me tell you, boys what uncle Bud will do 
Steal your jelly and make a monkey of you 
Uncle Bud, uncle Bud 
Uncle Bud, dog gone him uncle Bud 

Now I took on uncle Bud to be my right hand friend 
He stole my jellin' and my fishy grand 
Uncle Bud, uncle Bud 
Uncle Bud, that vermin uncle Bud 

Yeah, he got no scent 'cause he didn't go to school 
But the all the women the think he's a jellybean fool 
Uncle Bud, uncle Bud 
Uncle Bud, dog gone him uncle Bud 

Now I ain't too big so don't talk about my friend 
Gonna kill him if I catch him at my house again 
Uncle Bud, uncle Bud 
Uncle Bud, dog gone him uncle Bud 

Uncle Bud's old lady she's a good old soul 
But I just can't down her she's more to old 
Uncle Bud, uncle Bud 
Uncle Bud, dog gone him uncle Bud 

You might think he's all right but don't pay him no 
mind 
He's a whipping you jelly most all the time 
Uncle Bud, uncle Bud 
Uncle Bud, dog gone him uncle Bud 

Boy, if you catch him after high, don't do him no harm 
Just ask the old man to be a moving along 
Uncle Bud, uncle Bud 
Uncle Bud, dog gone him uncle Bud 

He's built like a tadpole, shaped like a frog 
When he loves your woman she'll holler hot dog 
Uncle Bud, uncle Bud 
Uncle Bud, dog gone him uncle Bud 

Just keep it, young lady, Tampa Red don't want it 
Uncle Bud's gonna have all his paws all on it 
Uncle Bud, uncle Bud 
Uncle Bud, dog gone him uncle Bud