Love was the former owner But quiet is renting our house It ceases my lips from speaking But forms a sarcastic smile Suspense now raised one of your eyebrows You asked me if there's someone else I replied, "yes, hell yes" You asked if it's another man; I said (no) You laughed and say, "Is it a woman?" I say (yes) Surprisingly you ask me for her name And her name is me And she loves me more than you'll ever know And I finally see that Loving you and loving me just don't seem to work at all So patiently She's waiting on me to tell you that she needs love And to choose between you two Boy, you know if I have to choose, I choose me And she told me to tell you to never to hurt me again 'Cause if you haven't heard, she's a bad chick Even though I haven't been Yet and still you try and test me by raising an angry hand Put it down, put it down I'm leaving; don't try and stop me (no) I'm late, and she is waiting (yes) My love for me is to much, so I can't stay 'Cause she's actually forming a threesome And I'm happy that I can join them Their names are me, myself, and I And the name is me She loves me more than you'll ever know I finally see that Loving you and loving me just don't seem to work at all So patiently She's waiting on me to tell you that she needs love And to choose between you two Boy, you know if I have to choose, I choose me She's waiting on me to tell you that she needs love Gotta choose between you two And you know if I have to choose, I choose me (me) I gotta go with me