Champagne don't drive me crazy Cocaine don't make me lazy Ain't nobody's business but my own Candy is dandy and liquor is quicker You can drink all the liquor down at Costa Rica Ain't nobody's business but your own You can ride a great big pink Cadillac to church on Sunday You can hang around the house with your old lady on Monday Ain't nobody's business but your own Man I don't care what in the world that you do As long as you do what you say you going to Ain't nobody's business but your own Now, I know some of you cuties You real fine cuties, you go stepping downtown Just to hang around Standing on the corner So the fellows will stare and say "Oh, ain't she sweet?" Champagne don't drive me crazy Cocaine don't make me lazy Ain't nobody's business but my own Candy is dandy and liquor is quicker You can drink all the liquor down at Costa Rica Ain't nobody's business but my own You can walk downtown in your birthday suit I can see you coming out of the Bank Of America with a whole lotta loot Ain't nobody's business but your own Now, you know that cocaine's for horses now it ain't for men The doctors said it'll kill me but they didn't say when Ain't nobody's business but my own Champagne don't drive me crazy Cocaine don't make me lazy Ain't nobody's business but my own Candy is dandy and liquor is quicker You can drink all the liquor down at Costa Rica Ain't nobody's business but my own ...