My father spent fifteen years just to teach me how to hold a spade My father of fifty years thought that I had it made High on the hog My mother taught me how to sew, she thought I would never know My mother taught me how to read but my father taught me how to bleed High on the hog My girl taught me how to drink My girl taught me how to smoke My girl of eighteen years taught me everything I'd need to know High on the hog My dog is the ace of scraps My dog got some righteous snacks My dog taught me how to run 'cause running from a gun ain't for everyone High on the hog Disco inferno motherfuckers Got the high-cal, low-cal Gimme that harmonica solo