Oh, there ain't nothing like a sad man On a Saturday night Oh, there ain't nothing like a sad man On a Saturday night I walked into a disco, there was a sister Her hair was curly and black But fate stepped between us Pulled my fist and looked back, and said Oh, there ain't nothing like a sad man On a Saturday night Oh, there ain't nothing like a sad man On a Saturday night I seen six martinis and a tequila sunrise Every time I looked I knew I saw heaven between her eyes And I just said Oh, there ain't nothing like a sad man On a Saturday night Oh, there ain't nothing like a sad man On a Saturday night