It's the first thing on your mind The moment you wake in the morning When you open your window blinds To see what the day has in store for you Listerine in my kitchen sink Trying my best to forget you And the taste you left in my mouth last week When I thought we were friends But you were just playing pretend (Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey) You had to pretend (Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey) You're playing pretend (Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey) You had to pretend (Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey) It's the first thing on my mind The moment I wake in the morning Put on my slippers and go outside To see what the day has in store for me, well Listerine in my kitchen sink Trying my best to forget you And the taste you left in my mouth last week When I thought we were friends But you were just playing pretend (Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey) You had to pretend (Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey) Like we were friends (Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey) You had to pretend (Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey) Uh You had to pretend You had to pretend (Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey) Like we were friends