Ladies and gents, Fill your glasses Our next performance Is not meant for prudes A singer, a dancer She'll make you feel dizzy An evergreen gal From evergreen woods, woods Fresh as a pile of, Graceful as cripple, Her teeth and voice As sharp as a saw Languishing eyes Hazy with duckweed Her frame's so curvy As curvy are her bones How come she's the only singer Fave of the audience, fave of the bar? How come every night they book her? How come she's the only star? One by one they disappeared Pompous bitches, human whores Arrogant broads now rest in a dumpster Chopped into pieces by the goblin doll One by one - and there were none Rivals now be driven away with a gun Don't you know that She's the only one Marilyn choked On a cherry pit, Shirley met With a random van Jessica ran Headlong in a mirror Betty took off from A top window pan