Comes a rainstorm, put your rubbers on your feet Comes a snowstorm, you can get a little heat Comes love, nothing can be done Comes a fire, then you know just what to do Blow a tire, you can buy another shoe Comes love, nothing can be done Don't try hiding 'Cause it isn't any use You'll start sliding When your heart turns on the juice Comes a headache, you can lose it in a day Comes a toothache, see your dentist right away Comes love, nothing can be done Comes a heatwave, you can hurry to the shore Comes a summons, you can hide behind the door Comes love, nothing can be done Come the measles, you can quarantine a room Comes a mousey, you can chase it with a broom Comes love, nothing can be done That's all, brother If you've ever been in love That's all, brother You know what I'm speaking of Comes a nightmare, you can always stay awake Comes depression, you may get another break Comes love, nothing can be done