She's a cross between Emma Peel, Gwyneth Paltrow and Katy Lee She's got a boyfriend he's 23 She won't give him up I can't set him free And still he means the world to me If only I could make him see If only he'd be good to me But he's the king of tragedy He calls me on the phone He needs another loan Gonna lose his home He lays it all on me And I feel so guilty Want to tell him no But he always tricks me into letting go And still he means the world to me If only I could make him see If only he'd be good to me But he's the king of tragedy Oh, come back to me We used to call you Johnny fun Isn't that ironic after all you've done But the door's still open, the way is clear When you get it together I'll be here And still he means the world to me If only I could make him see If only he'd be good to me But he's the king of tragedy You and me that's all I ever wanted Can't you see you're all I ever wanted You and me that's all I ever wanted Can't you see you're all I ever needed