From the Arizona heat
And the wrong side of the street
To the smoking and the beers
I've been doing it for years
And I think it's understood
I wouldn't stop it if I could
Yeah, but each and every day
I hear motherf**kers say am I ready?
(Are you ready?)
Yes I'm ready and you bet I'm gonna rock your asses steady
Are you ready?
(Yes I'm ready)
Then grab a drink and chug-a-lug
Have some sex and take some drugs
And you know the time is now
That is why and this is how
We can keep it oh so real
I know exactly how you feel
You need a man to bust it out
That's what I'm all about
I got the tools for the task
There ain't no need to ask if I'm ready
(Are you ready?)
I said I'm ready, yeah I'm ready
And I'll rock your asses steady
Are you ready?
(Yes I'm ready)
Then grab a drink and chug-a-lug
Have some sex and take some drugs, alright
So hey, there it is
Yeah, this one's for the kids
With the impact of the taste
And they ain't got time to waste
With that mopey dopey shit
Cut the crap and bring the hits
And everywhere I go
All the motherf**kers know that I'm ready
(Are you ready?)
I said I'm Eddie Spaghetti, here to rock your asses steady
Are you ready?
(Yes I'm ready)
Then grab a drink and chug-a-lug
Have some sex and take some drugs, alright
Watch out, here I come now
(Yeah! He's gonna rock your ass)
I said now watch out, here I come
(Yeah! He's gonna rock your ass)
Watch out, here I come
(Yeah! He's gonna rock your ass)
Watch out, here I come now, alright
(Yeah! He's gonna rock your ass)
Rock your ass
Rock your ass now
Rock your ass
Rock your ass now
