I used to be a man of principle
 always in a hurry but yet in time
 then I met this individual
 since nothing's been in rhyme

 Breast implants and bleached hair
 stilted smile, contact blue eyes
 she's more than man could ask for
 she's oh so natural 

 My girl is so impossible
 she is so impossible
 and not quite intellectual
 my girl is so impossible
 she is so impossible
 she makes me feel so sexual
 when she talks with her thin voice
 she makes me smile

 My girl has no obligations
 no schedule, no meetings for the day
 she's so nicely irresponsible
 laughs at everything I say

 Life for her is just a game
 head in clouds, feet above the ground
 big surprises and cincidents
 happen when my girl's around

 One day I asked her a question
 about life and it's direction
 she looked into my eyes
 she answered I'm not being very nice
 oh yeah?
 let's forget it