You may not care but don't be naive 
Well take The best The positive aspect 
Have some friends and a punkska band 
I guess that's The key to your sobriety 
Even if you're a pervert use your head 
Before you date this girl, you better sure you've bled 
It's o.k. you'll do some mistakes 
Like Ace Ventura with Snowflakes 
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh! 
Life is like diskathing 
And someday you'll have a lovely wife 
You'll do like O.J. and kill her with a knife 
You'll obey to your bastard dog 
Live across The street from a big fat slob 
You will be a fucking statistic 
Another man without a diploma 
But after all you'll be happy 
Cause you know man, this is The key 
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[Bridge] 
[Solo]
Ba-ba-ba, ba-Barbara ann!!! (3x) 
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