Stacy's dad has got me down bad Stacy's dad has got me down bad Stacy can I come over in my car-ar-ar-ar (in my car) We can change the oil and hang out in the gara-a-a-age (ménage a garage) Did your dad get back from the hardware store (hardware store) Is he there or is he reading about the Civil War (Civil War) And I know that you think it's just a fantasy But since your mom came out, your dad could use a guy like me Stacy's dad has got me down bad He's all I want and I think he's a real chad Stacy, can't you see, it's Mr. Stacy's Mom for me I know it might be bad but I'm in love with Stacy's dad Stacy's dad has got me down bad Stacy's dad has got me down bad Stacy do you remember grilling on your la-a-a-awn (on your lawn) Your dad was there with just his apron o-o-o-on (apron on) I could tell he liked me from the look he had (look he had) And the way he said, "You want some mustard on tha-a-a-at?" (hi hungry I'm dad) You know I'm not the little slugger that I used to be I'm all grown up now, daddy, can't you see? Stacy's dad has got me down bad He's all I want and I think he's a real chad Stacy, it's not you, I'm just kind of into dudes I know it might be bad but I'm in love with Stacy's dad Stacy's dad has got me down bad (got me down bad) He's all I want and I think he's a real chad (driving me crazy) Stacy, can't you see, it's Mr. Stacy's Mom for me I know it might be bad but I'm in love with Stacy's dad, oh-oh, oh-oh (I'm in love with) Stacy's dad, oh-oh, oh-oh (wait a minute) Stacy, can't you see, it's Mr. Stacy's Mom for me I know it might be bad but I'm in love with Stacy's dad