Flying into a rage And I was doing just fine Saw a terrible thing Inside the Death Star It started out on my ship How did it end up like this I just saw my kids kiss I just saw my kids kiss Obi-Wan is a creep Gonna cut him in half Built an army of clones Then the clones attacked Now my saber is red And I'm missing my limbs And it's all in my head But I'm covered in... Sand now I chop off Luke's hand now Robot hand And I just can't look It's killing me And taking control Jedi me Turn younglings into debris Freezing guys in carbonite Force choke everyone in sight But it's just the price I pay Palpatine is calling me Kill off every last jedi 'Cause I'm Mr. Darkside I was smart for my age And I was doing just fine Built a protocol droid And made him kind of gay It started on Tatooine Watto was fat and mean Imma marry a queen But she's only 14 This guy painted his face Kenobi cut him in half Sold a million toys Cause double sabers are rad Second movie is bad Now I'm evil as shit Cut off Count Duku's head And I'm dressing in black now Have asthma attacks now I'm your dad And I just can't Luke No good in me It's taking control Jedi me Chopped younglings like celery Pod racing on Tatooine Choking out my enemies But it's just the price I pay Lucasfilm is calling me CGI my brow-less eyes 'Cause I'm Mr. Darkside Darth Vader Darth Vader Darth Vader Darth Vader