Clock strikes upon the hour and I'm still not wearing pants Still enough time to figure out how to cancel all my plans I've done alright up 'til now But I'd kill not to go downtown And when the night falls My SquishMallow calls I don't wanna dance with nobody I wanna be asleep by 10: 30 Yeah don't wanna dance with nobody Please don't look at or touch me I don't wanna dance with nobody Don't wanna feel your cheeks on my body Yeah don't wanna dance with nobody Please don't look at or touch me I've gone outside and taken Ubers, my friends have made me go Sooner or later, I'm stuck with Jake and he's selling me crypto I need a man who'll take a shot on a ramen flavor he's never bought 'Cause when the night falls My microwave calls I don't wanna dance with nobody I wanna fall asleep watching movies Yeah don't wanna dance with nobody Please don't look at or touch me I don't wanna dance with nobody Don't wanna feel your cheeks Yeah don't wanna dance with nobody Set my alarm for 10: 30 Nobody (Ew) Nobody (Ew) If anyone asks me Nobody (Ew) Nobody (Ew) I have a thing that night I need a man who comes to me and he's hot and ready and covered in cheese So when the night falls I silence my calls I don't wanna dance with nobody I wanna have my cats sit and judge me Yeah don't wanna dance with nobody Please don't look at or touch me I don't wanna dance with nobody I wanna make a dent in my loveseat Yeah don't wanna dance with nobody Please don't look at or touch me