Clock strikes upon the hour and I'm still not wearing pants
Still enough time to figure out how to cancel all my plans
I've done alright up 'til now
But I'd kill not to go downtown
And when the night falls
My SquishMallow calls

I don't wanna dance with nobody
I wanna be asleep by 10: 30
Yeah don't wanna dance with nobody
Please don't look at or touch me
I don't wanna dance with nobody
Don't wanna feel your cheeks on my body
Yeah don't wanna dance with nobody
Please don't look at or touch me

I've gone outside and taken Ubers, my friends have made me go
Sooner or later, I'm stuck with Jake and he's selling me crypto
I need a man who'll take a shot on a ramen flavor he's never bought
'Cause when the night falls
My microwave calls

I don't wanna dance with nobody
I wanna fall asleep watching movies
Yeah don't wanna dance with nobody
Please don't look at or touch me
I don't wanna dance with nobody
Don't wanna feel your cheeks
Yeah don't wanna dance with nobody
Set my alarm for 10: 30

Nobody (Ew)
Nobody (Ew)
If anyone asks me
Nobody (Ew)
Nobody (Ew)
I have a thing that night

I need a man who comes to me and he's hot and ready and covered in cheese
So when the night falls
I silence my calls

I don't wanna dance with nobody
I wanna have my cats sit and judge me
Yeah don't wanna dance with nobody
Please don't look at or touch me
I don't wanna dance with nobody
I wanna make a dent in my loveseat
Yeah don't wanna dance with nobody
Please don't look at or touch me