When you think of Christmastime
Certain sights come to mind
Time to celebrate it all
Cause Christmastime is here
'Tis the season once a year
Thoughts of joy, hope and cheer
Hurry up and don't be late
Cause Christmastime is here

Frosty, Rudolph, Santa Claus
Oh so much Santa Claus
Reindeer, elves, and light displays
Rockettes kicking
Christmas parties let it snow
Gift exchange, mistletoe
There's a fruitcake no one wants
Figgy pudding

Tinsel, garland, hang a wreath
Decorate plastic trees
String of lights that never work
Oh don't forget the star
Turkey, gravy, ham is greased
Stuff your face, Christmas feast
Wash it down with sugar plums
Oh please pass me the Tums

Star of wonder, star of night
Guide us to, perfect light
We three kings bring gifts of gold
And frankincense and myrrh
Peace on earth, goodwill to men
Little town, Bethlehem
Jesus, Mary, Joseph, sorry
No room at the inn

Santa's helper at the mall
Looks like him – not at all
Way too skinny – oh my gosh!
Smells like whiskey
Propping kids upon his lap
Smile kid! Camera snap
Watch as Suzy screams in fear
Christmas card tears

Meanwhile elves are building toys
For the good girls and boys
Christmas Eve arrives at last
He's loading up his sleigh
Time for Santa's reindeer game
Calls to all each by name
Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen
Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen

Christmas specials always shown
Charlie Brown, Home Alone
Elf, Will Ferrel, The Grinch
Plus there's a thousand more
Ralphie wants a BB gun
God bless us everyone
Everytime you ring a bell
An angel gets its wings

Elf on shelf's a creepy spy
Hanukkah, dreidel guy
Straight No Chaser runs around
Screaming Twelve Days
Spike the eggnog, fill your cup
Silent night, throwing up
Naughty Santa, lump of coal
You'll shoot your eye out

When you think of Christmastime
Certain sights come to mind
Time to celebrate it all
Cause Christmastime is here
'Tis the season once a year
Thought of joy, hope and cheer
Hurry up and don't be late
Cause Christmastime is here