With Lana Turner on the screen beside me 
The frame is hardly filled by Orson Wells 
We switch into a Fred and Ginger number 
That they're dancing oh so well 

Blowing the blues all night 
I thought I hard someone say 
Stars never fade 
And everyone's dying to play 
In Little America 

We got a chinese Elvis painted by Norman Rockwell 
His part tonight will be played by Richard Pryor 
The Mason Dixon line divides 
The free from all the rest so you can sell 

Oklahoma 
To Cinderella 
From Long Island 
And everyone's dying to play 
In Little America 

Lower your standards raise your prices 
On cable TV 
Pretty woman seen at the death of a salesman 
All covered with cream