Oh, wow, it'd be country
The road of immense
Inflated and funny
Show signs beyond the sense

Work, work, machinery
Cotton consume my ol' green
And drag your hat and the wrap

Fresh-up sign is huge and, ooh, declassed

How can you measure yourself to this cow?
Well, you can, inflated of town measure
Desperately, deformed, funny

Oh, wow, it'd be country
The road of immense
Inflated and funny
Show signs beyond the sense