It's so different today
I hear every mother say
"Mother needs something today to calm her down"
And as she's not really ill
There's a little yellow pill
She goes running for the shelter
Of a mother's little helper
And he helps her on her way 
Getting through a busy day

Doctor please, some more of these
Outside the door 
She took four more
What a drag it is getting old

Europa neurotisch

It's so different today ...

Doctor please ..

Oh Doctor please! 
Doctor please!
Doctor please!