I was in love with an albino
Her lack of pigment seemed like fun
Her skin the whitest alabaster
Her eyes as pink as pinkest bubble gum

Then one day it snowed real hard and she disappeared

I loved little Agnes Johnson
I met her at the old folks home
She'd call me up and say" hey Stephen,
Come give old mother hubbard a bone"

Then one day her EKG went beep, beep, beep!