Be out guest Be our guest Put our service to the test Tie your napkin 'round your neck Cherie And we'll provide the rest. Soup De Jour, Hot o'dourves Try the grey stuff, it's delicious Don't believe me? Ask the dishes! They can sing, they can dance After all miss, this is France And our dinner here is never second best Go on unfold your menu Take and glance And then you'll be out guest Be our guest Be our guest! Beef ragout Cheese souffle Pie and pudding 'en flembe We'll prepare and serve with flair A culinary cabernet You're alone and you're scared But the banquet's been prepared No one's gloomy or complaining While the flatware's entertaining! I do jokes, I do tricks With my fellow candlesticks And it's all in perfect taste that you can bet! C'mon and lift your glass You've won your own free pass To be out guest Be our guest Be our guest! Be our guest Be our guest Our command is your request It's been years since we've had anybody here and we're obsessed. With your meal, with your ease Yes indeed we aim to please While the candle light's still glowing Let us help you we'll keep going... Course by course One by one Til you shout "Enough, I'm done" Then we'll sing you off to sleep as you digest! Tonight you'll prop your feet up But for now, let's eat up, Be our guest! Be our guest! Be our guest! Please, be our guest!