Danny, Arin, get in here fast
Oh geez
Yeah, what's up, man?
Yeah, what's goin' on?
I have an amazing song idea for the band
Okay
Yeah
Alright, ready?
Yeah
Uh-huh
Alright, hear me out: the Ocarina of Crime, of Crime
So like, every time Link blows it, crimes happen
Arin, can I talk to you over here for a second, please?
Yup
Absolutely not, that's stupid (I can't believe this bitch, he's terrible)
I hate it, it sucks, it's the worst (I'm having second thoughts about keeping him in the band)
We love it
So good
I know, I know, I'm very good at these ideas
I do have another one
Oh
Yeah?
You wanna hear it?
Of course
Yeah
Okay, so, it's a song not about the Super Mario Bros, but the Super Mario Bras
Like they're always wearin' bras
Eh, Dan, can I talk to you over here for a second?
Yeah, of course
Another horrible piece of garbage idea from Brian "I'm an Asshole" Wecht over here (What the hell is he thinking?)
[?] thinkin' about killin' this fuckin' guy (How did this guy become a doctor?)
It's awesome
Another winner
So good
Ha, that's what I do, I'm so good at my job
I do have one, now this, this, this one might be a bit of a stretch
But I do have one more
Yeah?
Okay
What if we did a song about a government that truly represented the people?
Like a true democracy
Where everyone had a voice, where they really took care of us?
Where our taxes went towards things that mattered?
Not bullshit that happens in Washington
Not that pork barrel stuff you hear all the time
But things that actually made a difference in the lives of everyday citizens like you and me
What if we did a song about changing the world?
Arin, can I talk to you for a second?
What's up?
That was actually a really good idea
I know, I was kinda thrown off by his thoughtfulness and his viewpoint on the state of the world and how it can be improved
Maybe we could change this country for the better
Agreed
That was actually really solid
That was really smart
Thank you, I put a lot of thought into that
But dump that piece of shit
'Cause what if we did a song about how Arin wants to fuck the jar from Elden Ring?
Awesome