Well, I've been doodling on this notepad And I been taking telephone calls I can tell this job's at the end of the line And I'm ready for the fall But I been watchin' the boss carefully And he always seems to be havin' a ball And then I scratch my head and wonder Why I'm down here and he's up the hall Now, all of my paychecks aren't worth The paper they're printed on I get 'em friday But monday they're all gone There must be some way to change my situation It's time that I took up a brand new vocation I wanna take a two-week vacation Twenty-six times a year, add 'em up When I fly to exotic places My jet will be a lear I'll need several secretaries Just to jot down notes I'll wear gucci loafers And expensive shirts And blue, executive, exotic coats 'cause i, I said I wanna be a boss (I wanna be, I wanna be) I, I said I wanna be a boss And I'll have people workin' under me And this lousy job I'll toss I, I said I wanna be a boss Well, I'll drive in fancy cars Well, no, maybe I'll just cruise With a limo